**Nighttime in AFPR Headquarters on April Fools Day, CyberBlue comes down the hall...

CB (grumbles): Damn naughty Time Force dreams.  Damn urge to watch tape at 3am.

ShyRanger: Muhuhu... My first victim.

**CB steps on a spring, sending him flying into a shelf of PR tapes, where he falls back asleep.


**After dawn, PB, Dagmar and Jon come down the hall, when suddenly, ShyRanger comes running past...

Shy: LOOK OUT!  RUNAWAY PIE!

**PB and Dag duck and the pie hits Jon...

Jon: GRRRR!

Dag: I can't believe you didn't see it coming.

Jon: Not when I'm still waking up.

Shy: ANOTHER ONE!

Jon: Not this time.  **Slashes pie away, but another one falls from above...


**Soon, people head for the kitchen.  JPI opens a can and it explodes.  JT sits down and farting can be heard.  Voyager turns on a faucet and gets a
face full of H2O.  Jen finds holes in the juice.

**ShadowForce shakes head in disbelief...

SF: I better escape now, before he gets to me...

Tommy Lawson: Oh, Jason... Have you seen the DSC remote?  Me and Will have looked EVERYWHERE and can't find it.

SF: I don't know.

**Green Slime(tm) falls on Jason...

SF (sighs):  Anything else?

**A beep is heard and two hands come down and turn Jase upside down.  Something falls out...

TL: The remote!  You had it!

SF: Damn it!  I NEVER get to play with the Digital Satellite Communications!

Various AFPRers: BUSTED!


**Soon ...

Rene/Racer: Bah.  April Fools.  What a bunch a sissies.

**Racer falls through a black hole ...

Racer: Oh well.  At least I'll never get to hear "Ode To Nature" again.


**Elsewhere, PB gets hit in the face with a pie and walks past Star to the bathroom.

Star: Hey PB, is that [insert fave kind] pie on your face or are you just happy to see me?

PB: OH NO.  **Runs ...

Star: C'mon... Just one lick?  I don't bite!  Well, maybe just this once...

PB: HELP!!!  I'LL GET YOU SHYRANGER!!


**Meanwhile...

Jon: There you are!  Any last words?  **Prepares to use fancy attack...

Shy: You can't kill me you know.

Jon: Oh?  I can and will.

Shy: Have a sense of humor!  **Shoves pie in Jon's face...
Besides, I'm the leader of Shy Storm.  I don't think Jen and Brad would want their leader destroyed.  And don't even think about some evil scheme to kill
me and take over the team!  As long as were both here, this place'll never be big enough for the both of us.

Jon: Hmm... That's why you must be eliminated.  Goodbye, ShyRanger.

SF: There you are!  You'll may for that, Aaron!

CB: I nearly ruined my Time Force tapes because of you!

PB: I got LICKED by Star!

**Shy looks around and throws a smoke bomb on the ground, as the mob starts to form...

Shy: Later days!  **Disappears...


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