"NEW YEARS BASH 2001"
New Year's Eve -=- AFPR Headquarters -=- 10pm
George Rodd: I'm here! LETS GET STUPID!!
Red Racer: Some of us already are.
Cyber Blue: Oh clam up, Rene.
Racer: Go build another webpage, twerp.
Cyber Blue: Consider it done.
ShyRanger: Hey Jase, who are the DJ's anyway?
LightstarBlue: Jesse and Funaro. But tonight they're "DJ Jazzy Jess and the Fresh Funaro".
Digiranger: Hey everybody.... Lets look in the closet and see what we have for games.
Clippy: Heh heh, theres Ask Ashley.
Dan: I'll take that.
Clippy: Hmmm.... Titanium Trap.... Aquabase Playset....
Digiranger: I know what we can play.... Pin The Tail On Michael! I'll go first!
Mikey: Since when is that a--OUCH!
MEGVOYAGER: Where's Phant? He said he was going to bring his famous Phantom Punch.
-=- Suddenly, Phant walks up.
MEGVOYAGER: Oh hey, didn't see you come in.
Phantom6: Exactly.
-=- Sean Ekey and RoccoB64 show up with the "beverages".
RoccoB64: YEAH! We have arrived! Come and get 'em!
ShyRanger: I don't drink, but what the hay!
-=- Everything is calm, when suddenly, Psycho Blue crashes through the wall on his Psycho Cycle! (Try saying THAT 5
times fast!)
PB: WOOHOO! I'm here! I didn't miss much, did I?!
Racer: No, just the door.
PB: Ah, well. That was my best entrance yet!
Racer: Idiot.
Phant: Hey Rene, have some Phantom Punch. New flavor.
Racer: Unleaded?
Phant: Sandman
Racer: No. You people annoy me.
Funaro (holding key to main door): Can't leave until you have some.
Racer: FINE. glug glug.... Ohh, I'm suddeny....so....tired....zzzzzz
Phant (cuffs hands): Excellent.
-=- Jesse and Funaro remove their coats and come over bearing shirts that say "STACK Police".
MegaSilver: Tie him up, boys.
Racer: zzzz--!! H-HEY! What do you think you're doing?!
MegaSilver: Taking you to the AFPR Insane Asylum.
Racer: YOU FOOLS! I'M NOT INSANE!!
MegaSilver: Yes you are. Anyone with that much negativity torwards people on the net must be.
Racer: NOOOOOO
-=- Later, Dagmar, Jill and Miko walk up to Psycho Blue's table.
PB: Ladies, can I interest you in some Psycho Cookies?
Dagmar: Ummm.... We don't eat anything with "psycho" in it.
PB: It's chocolate.
Dagmar: Wellllll, it's no Red Ranger, but what the heck.
Miko: mmmm.... I wonder what the secret ingredient is.
-=- Psycho Blue pushes a barrell underneath the table.
Jill: What was that?!
-=- Jolly Trolly walks up.
JT: Ohh, that was--mmffh!!
PB: Eh heh heh.... What he means is, that was just a container of extra cookies.
Dagmar: I'd hate to go into "mother mode", but are you old enough to be drinking, JT?!
JT: Yeah, here's my ID.
Dagmar: Hmmm.... 21. I thought you were 14.
JT: Uhhh....
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